justbadpuns:

What do you mean June is over? Julying

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chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

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mitchfynde:

shitwesaid:

“Why does everyone think they can dump mayo on something and call it salad?”

LOUDER! LOUDER!

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uneducatedharry:

someone on tumblr: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

me:

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